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Umbilical Cord Funny

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Tonight during a diaper change on Baby G, Chubbs stood watch (probably to see if I would be peed on… again), I started telling Baby G he had a cute belly button.

Me – “Such a cute little belly button!”

Chubbs – “Yea… (pause)… Hey, it’s gone!”

Me – “What, his umbilical cord?”

Chubbs – “Yea, it’s gone.”

Me – “Yep, it fell off. Yours did too when you were a baby.”

Chubbs – “It did?” (lifting shirt and touching his belly button)

Me – “Yep!”

Chubbs – “Like ba-BAM?!” (emphasis on the BAM)

Yes kiddo, the umbilical cord stump falls off with an enthusiastic ba-BAM!

:)